Delores

Chorus

Hey Delores, get your sweet ass over here.

You've been out all night kickin your height

And I've been sittin here drinkin beer.

You've been hangin around with the in-crowd

You know it doesn't suit you dear.

Hey Delores, get your sweet ass over here.

I've been sittin here drinkin

And my senses are all gettin blurred

I gambled all my money on the favourite and

The second it came in first and third

I was gonna take you for a real big spread

But the banker took my chequebook

The bookie took my bread.

You didn't like my pigs in the kitchen

And the turkeys in the bedroom made you sick

You weren't ten minutes in my sweet little house

You got rid of them all damn quick

You flushed my frog down the john, Delores

And said my salamander couldn't stay

And when you opened all the windows to get rid of the smell

My pigeons they all flew away

Hey...

Your always on about personal hygiene

As if had some kind of disease

Well I had a bath one Christmas

And it made me feel all weak at the knees

The soles of my feet went all crinkly

It took the shine right out of my hair

God only knows what might have happened

If I'd taken off my underwear